Ok, here is what you are gonna do ...
Maxine Carr + Ian Huntley, and you carry a couple of child sized Man U shirts with you, thats realy bad taste ...
If thats to far, your obviously not commited to pushing the boundaries of whats accepted in todays modern pc orientated society, then you can try ...
Maddie and a Captor
Holy and Jessica (links above)
Gary Glitter, then you can sing Leader of the Pack repeatedly as you get pissed and make friends!!
Saddam Hussien, wear a noose about your neck
I'll get some more for you later, a mate is gonna e-mail another mate who's mind is wrong, so we'll get something sick for you!!!
Sax.